Thursday, February 26, 2009

I do not like big butts and I cannot lie....NOT COOL!

Here is another pet peeve of mine......naked guys in a locker room who have no self awareness of what they are doing.......OK, I play racquetball twice a week at the local YMCA. Now , It really does not bother me that guys are walking around in their birthday suits....going back and forth to the shower and the locker rooms....although I must admit, even in my own home I put a towel around me...OK so I am not an exhibitionist.

A few rules about being in the locker room:

If your gonna stand there and talk to your buddy, put a towel on, cripes sake I am trying to get by you and you are just yammering on and on blocking the exit.... naked as a jay bird.

Second, Don't stand around and brushing your teeth naked....that's nasty

Thirdly, and most importantly, DON'T be bending over in the middle of the hallway.....picking at your toes...the last thing I want to do is squeeze by your fat %@% to get out of the locker room.

My buddy Dave always laughs at me for my "phobias" but really....put a towel on.

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